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Facts

Actual facts about crypto trading and related issues, not fortune-cookie-worthy aphorisms that sound good and tell you nothing.

Sarcasm

Heroic doses of sarcasm and sardonic humor, the only sane response to some of the shit you see in the world of crypto trading.

Flexible Pricing

Today I might be taking your money for a private VIP subscription. Tomorrow I might be giving you everything I know for free. Even I don't know what this will wind up costing you, or what you're going to get for it! You're a crypto trader, you should be totally used with that.

Bitterness

Once you're frustrated past a certain point, complaining is just fun and plain healthy, and we're all human. At least, I am. I don't know about you.

What People Say

Look at this fucking hipster. He flunked out of college in his sophomore year, and just posted on Twitter that he made three times your monthly income on a single trade this morning.

"I flunked out of college in my sophomore year, but this morning $SHT broke out of its ascending rainbow stogie arch to complete its P&V top, and hit my target exactly as I predicted. Then it turned out I wasn't even looking at a chart, I had accidentally been reading my waffle iron. Still, I made 450% profit. Have a blessed day."

John Smith Pastor, Crypto trader for almost 9 months, shiny golden lambo moon child https://awplife.com

Trading Success is just a matter of always following simple, consistent rules. The following are my “Golden Rules of Trading Success”. There is no guarantee in trading, but ability to follow these rules can make a difference between a lifelong career as a successful trader, and spending the rest of…

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Reminder Message (w/ color picker demo)

Reminder Message (with color picker) – ApopheniaPays by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: https://www.tradingview.com/script/KLNJvOaF-Reminder-Message-with-color-picker-ApopheniaPays/ This is a very simple script. It displays a message above the latest price. I coded it because I need a constant reminder to keep me from overtrading….

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Demonstration of how chart history length affects current EMA values

Demonstration of how history length affects all EMA values by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: https://www.tradingview.com/script/NwvUwIQ3-Demonstration-of-how-history-length-affects-all-EMA-values/ I saw some discussion of this so I whipped up an example to prove the that effect of history length on EMA values is pronounced, even…

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Range Strategy demo

ApopheniaPays Range Strategy by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: https://www.tradingview.com/script/vQmYyTp5-ApopheniaPays-Range-Strategy A very simple demo, made by request, to allow a user to set simple buy and sell levels and see how profit changes as you mover them.

AP VWWMA/Volume-Adjusted Price lines 5.4.2 shared alpha

AP VWWMA/Volume-Adjusted Price lines 5.4.2 shared alpha by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: https://www.tradingview.com/script/Hgjz7wXW-AP-VWWMA-Volume-Adjusted-Price-lines-5-4-2-shared-alpha/ Initial alpha release, just for you to play with. No warranty, guarantee, support. —– This is an alpha of one of my most frequently-used custom indicators, provided without…

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AP Risk Management Assistant 20-02-25.01 shared alpha

AP Risk Management Assistant 20-02-25.01 shared alpha by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: hhttps://www.tradingview.com/script/cviFZ4S5-AP-Risk-Management-Assistant-20-02-25-01-shared-alpha/ Initial alpha release, just for you to play with. No warranty, guarantee, support. —– A word about the “regretted sale” features: BUYBACK SPOT PRICE AFTER ‘REGRETTED’ SALE: This…

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Crossing detector & 2-field date/time entry [tradingview]

ApopheniaPays Crossing detector & 2-field date/time entry by ApopheniaPays on TradingView.com TradingView Script. Free TradingView account required to use. Direct link: https://www.tradingview.com/script/izM2anXV-ApopheniaPays-Crossing-detector-2-field-date-time-entry/ A demonstration created by request. You specify a horizontal line by value, start date/time, and end date/time, and choose a data source (bar close is the default) and…

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